Say What?

December 1, 2015 QueenJTT 0

My menspawn were playing a game on an iPad. The younger one, deeply enthralled, exclaimed, “WOW THAT’S A BIG DICK!” I gasped. “Oh holy shit. […]

The S.S. Tiptanic

October 25, 2015 QueenJTT 0

When we asked the Squirrel Master what he wanted to do for his birthday, he quickly answered that he wanted to go see dolphins. We […]

Loogie Fries

August 12, 2015 QueenJTT 3

I pulled up to the McDonald’s drive thru to order a caramel McFrappe and medium fries. Box: <static> WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO ORDER TODAY? […]

Douche Curd, The Cable Guy

July 17, 2015 QueenJTT 3

The cable guy showed up to address our slow-as-two-sloths-fucking internet. He put on his little surgical booties and, after perusing his work order, quickly proclaimed […]